Bollywood Bakwas

Cast: John Abraham, Priyanka Chopra, Anil Kapoor, Naveen Andrews, Bipasha Basu, Arshad Warsi
Director: Vivek Agnihotri

Southall United football club is going through a major crisis. The team has no stars, no sponsors, no spectators and most importantly, no coach. Yet, the members live in hope that the club will win the cup this year.

Anne, who works for the Southall council, collaborates with Johnny Patel, a sports commentator, to acquire a large piece of land that belongs to the club.


Together, they highlight the club's poor performance and threaten to have the land taken away from them, unless their performance improve.

But Devi Dhariwal, the owner of the club, hopes to save the land from the greed of Anne and Johnny Patel.

Hanif, the captain of Southall United, hopes to win by playing his last trump card and that is to bring in a well known ex-player to coach them.

And then, there is Sunny Bhasin (John Abraham) who hopes to become a member of a top team and play premiership football - the dream of every aspiring British footballer.

He gains moral support all the way from his close friends (Bipasha Basu, Arshad Warsi and Boman Irani). These characters fight the battle of hope through relationships, pride and their dreams.

Will the coach manage to pull his team together? How does Sunny become part of this team? And most importantly, will the club win the title and retain the ground?